Posted by Jed Lewison on Wed Apr 30, 2008 at 3:55 PM Pacific

Top Ten Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Went On O'Reilly

  1. To spread the Lanny Davis message of hope and optimism.
  1. O’Reilly agreed to pump her gas for rest of campaign.
  1. Richard Mellon Scaife asked her to.
  1. Outraged that William Ayers waited until September 16 to express horror at 9/11 attacks.
  1. Tasty falafel sandwiches.
  1. No coffee machines: Fox News staffers fetch her lattes-to-order.
  1. She's a working-class hero and a Real American.
  1. He’s not a pansy.
  1. America wants to know where she stands on Jeremiah Wright.
  1. Desperately clinging to vast right-wing conspiracy.
Top Ten Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Went On O'Reilly
  1. To spread the Lanny Davis message of hope and optimism.
  1. O’Reilly agreed to pump her gas for rest of campaign.
  1. Richard Mellon Scaife asked her to.
  1. Outraged that William Ayers waited until September 16 to express horror at 9/11 attacks.
  1. Tasty falafel sandwiches.
  1. No coffee machines: Fox News staffers fetch her lattes-to-order.
  1. She's a working-class hero and a Real American.
  1. He’s not a pansy.
  1. America wants to know where she stands on Jeremiah Wright.
  1. Desperately clinging to vast right-wing conspiracy.

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